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Furthermore, the hand stamp we use to mark patrons as having paid the cover will be left to rest in a pool of 70 percent isopropyl alcohol when not in use.
If you catch any bouncer not following these protocols, speak to the manager for a free lobster tail. In order to keep the environment pathogen-free, all customers will be politely but firmly asked to don a HAZMAT suit and self-contained breathing apparatus.
It is our sincerest hope that you will recognize that this is both for your safety and the safety of our dancers, our bartenders, and DJ NuttSack. Circling back to the aforementioned lobster tail, all of your Vixens kitchen favorites—from our famous tacos al pastor to our sous vide pigs in a blanket—are still available.
However, because your HAZMAT suit must stay on inside the Vixens premises at all times, you will only be allowed to eat in the patio area out back, where our dancers like to go on break to smoke cigarettes and casually share terrifying stories of socioeconomic horror while texting their boyfriends.
As the entirety of our sanitation budget went to the ethylene oxide sterilization and HAZMAT suits, we hope you can understand that these chemical toilets will be somewhat spartan in nature, and cleaned only on an ad hoc basis. If you deem our toilets unacceptable for your excretory needs, you are also free to evacuate in the woods behind our parking lot.
But fear not: The hazmat suits are completely transparent. Based upon a de originally depicted in the pornographic parody film In-And-Outbreakand later successfully prototyped by Hugh Heffner to be worn by the nurses administering his end-of-life care, we assure you these suits are as sexy as they are safe. John hosts a long running comedy radio show titled Papa's Basement.
He also performs standup and improv and drummed once for a Unitarian church. Prompt Images. Our bouncers will check your IDs only while wearing latex gloves, and each ID will be sprayed down with Lysol before it is handed back to you. All paper currency used on our premises has been steam sterilized. We have had Vixens deep-cleaned by means of a hospital-grade ethylene oxide sterilization.
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Eating is permitted only on the back patio. Restrooms will now be found off-premises next to the patio area.
As you may have surmised by now, the vixens of Vixens will also be in hazmat suits. Want to get your weekly dose of The Prompt? Shoot us your and we'll send it straight to you.
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