- My age:
- I am 21
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- My Zodiac sign:
- I'm Aries
- What is my figure type:
- I'm athletic
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Skip ! I used to look at dating in New York as a pure s game. I figured that the more men I met up with for drinks, the sooner I'd find myself in a relationship.
Dating is messy enough as is, but the Internet complicates it even more.
How can you definitely know who a person is before you meet them IRL? What if they secretly have a face tattoo? Etc, etc. The conversation was terrible, but I noticed she was taking the chicken fingers and ripping them up in her hands and putting the breading in her huge purse. So naturally I called her out on it. She plopped the thing in the middle of the table, and it just kinda chilled out.
I played with the chinchilla a bit, and she kinda got mad at me for playing with it and back in the purse it went. I brought up this lb. He asked if the guy was named XXX. She only wanted to communicate through or the dating site — which I thought was odd but just went with it.
Thirty minutes into our date, I found out why…. He had lo of swords and machetes on the wall and decided to hold one to my throat to show me how incredibly strong they were. I arrived on the date, all happy, but realized that the girl who sat was a year old lady with two children and was just finding an excuse to leave her house. I was a fan. When we meet up, the wit disappeared. I tossed her a couple of verbal jousts. It turns out her roommate had been helping her reply to messages.
Without asking, she reached over and started picking toppings of my pizza. It was unforgivable. I spent a week messaging a few girls and decided to meet the first of these girls to put my plan into action.
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We ended up hitting it off and started dating exclusively. Four years later, and we are still dating. She completely ruined my plan. We went out a few times.
1. he leaned in for a kiss and pooped his pants.
A few weeks in, he told me I was almost perfect, except my upper arms were fat. I think he meant it as a compliment.
It takes me an hour to drive there, and I arrive at the restaurant before she does a good thirty minutes before our date, so I could be prepared. The waitress brings her to my table, and I see another man walking with her.
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For the first time in my entire life, I was completely speechless. I had no idea how to reply, so I just got up and walked out of the restaurant without saying a word.
We decided to go get dinner, and she was even better in person. When I got home, she texted me saying that I was just going to use her had we had sex, calling me a pig. Her friend went to her house, where Ashley had apparently left her phone, and her car and the front door was wide open. So I told this mystery person to call the cops.
I usually leave my phone in my truck until lunch, so when I went out for lunch at noon, I had new texts and 48 missed calls. So I blocked her and assumed that was it. Wrong again. She knew where I worked and the rough time I got off work, which is almost an hour and a half from where she lived. She tried following me home. I took a roundabout way of getting home and ran a few red lights but managed to lose her. We had both apparently made fake profiles. I moved his hand away.
He put it back on my leg. I moved it away again. Later on in the movie, he put his hand back on my leg but his fingers moved to my inner thigh.
He just sort of chuckled and rolled his eyes and put his hand back on my leg. FB Tweet More. These 15 stories of online dating disasters will feed your biggest paranoias.
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