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While playing the game solo or with friends is fun in itself, grinding the ranked ladder in Dota 2 is a beast of its own kind.
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Molly
Information
- Age:
- 21
- Nationality:
- Mexican
- Iris color:
- I’ve got brilliant gray-blue eyes but I use colored contact lenses
- Color of my hair:
- I've thick hair
- I know:
- French
- What is my body features:
- My body type is quite thin
- What is my favourite drink:
- Lager
- In my spare time I love:
- Shopping
- Body piercings:
- I don't have piercings
- Smoker:
- Yes
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I played against a guy I was playing with my crusader friend and I'm ancient who was an archon 5 or something. He went like in our game.
His name was Road to Immortal. Looked him up his name was Road to Herald.
That would be the lowest mmr I've ever seen, except my friend has Im atno smurf but everyone is oblivious and treats themselves like they're divine or smth. You do, they just don't last long, there's tonnes of 0 mmr s which get sold, but the lower you are the faster the smurfs move through your bracket.
I show up to the middle school down the street. I don my best wig.
It fits just right. I'm fuckin invisible to the system.
Announcement
I make my way to the court. I know no one is going to check. Game is over before the opponents reach 6 points; I'm just that fuckin good.
As we shake hands and exchange gg's, I overhear a little bitch complaining something along the lines of, "this isn't fair, even a blind dead cat could tell that's Lebron James. Why does this game count? Why do my stats count??
His wig looks like dogshit. Or maybe smurf down at the YMCA across the street if you wanna win! Another successful win, another successful smurf. Thank god Basketball switched to Valve's system. Thank god.
How does dota 2 matchmaking work?
Today is going to be a phenomenal day. This is one of the funniest things I've seen on this sub in a while. The image of Lebron definitely helps. I found the replay of that first match! I expected to get his shit handed to him because everyone else would turn out to be smurfs too. LOL i really enjoyed this comment.
Found the internet!
Top 5 tips to rank up faster in dota 2
Dota 2 Ranked Matchmaking in a nutshell. Posted by. Sort by: best. Bruh I'm lucky, at mmr you don't fiind any smurfs. Suffering from success.
Matchmaking
Continue this thread. Bruh sell that mmr s go for bank nowadays nearly 5x the price of a k .
As a mmr player I have to worry about mmr smurfs. C9 Reborn! Maybe some boosters once in a while.
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